a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense
That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.
We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.
We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.
by 'Night Mare April 19, 2009
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Person 1: "My Hands To War is playing tonight? Wanna go watch them?"
Person 2: "Nah. I'd rather stay home and play World of Warcraft."
Person 2: "Nah. I'd rather stay home and play World of Warcraft."
by Beaver McCheeseburger December 15, 2008
Get the My Hands To War mug.When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
by Lobster shag December 7, 2019
Get the Minion hand penis mug.The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.
Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.
by Air hand job master October 17, 2013
Get the Air Hand Job mug.Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite April 8, 2012
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Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"
by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012
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