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Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.
Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel
by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014
mugGet the Pear Hairmug.

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.
Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.
by sassoon May 2, 2011
mugGet the hair piratemug.

monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
mugGet the monkey hair ticklermug.

shuffle hair

A phrase meaning 'good looking hair'
Woah, Ben has shuffle hair today
by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010
mugGet the shuffle hairmug.

herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.
Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!
by D-R0K August 24, 2011
mugGet the herpy hairmug.

Pp hair

Pp hair aka fat juices cock hair girls love to suck on
Girls love pp hair on boys pps
by R4nd0 mop April 2, 2021
mugGet the Pp hairmug.

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