Facebook puppyball

A person who takes normal comments as his insults and fights back by swearing other people to make them look big and winning.

Jack: Crashed my car !!

Dan:Dude,don worry ! Get a new one :P
Jack:Oh your fucking Dad will get me ? STFU asshole !
Dan:I was jus kiddin man. Don't get pissed
Jack:Thats what you become when dickheads like you talk.
Dan:Jeez ! what a facebook puppyball.

by ed45gr December 3, 2011

Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

by mrab September 12, 2012

Facebook reach-around

The situation where a reply to a Facebook post receives a "like" from the OP. The OP then posts their own reply to the reply, to which the person being replied to also gives a "like".

Step 1: You post something on Facebook.
Step 2: Someone replies to your post.
Step 3: You "like" said reply and reply yourself.
Step 4: The person you are replying to also "likes your reply.

You have just participated in a Facebook reach-around.

by DavS April 16, 2012

Facebook

A social media alot of people USED to go to

those kids got on facebook

by FEEDMOVE January 10, 2016

Facebook

Instagram for old people.

Jimmy, go Facebook Aunt Bertie and see what she’s up to!

by Piggylover3798423 May 18, 2018

3D facebook

In an age of eye blistering and then popping and then reblistering and then calis forming sight inpairment forms of technology even facebook (fecesbook) is not amune. 3D face book is talking to someone of the telephone while messaging them on facebook. The ultimate experince for the facebook enthusiast.

john: hey tony have you heard of 3D facebook??
tony: no

by Lesboss October 21, 2010

Facebook Ghost

Someone who haunts a persons facebook profile usually in an attempt for the person to notice their interest. see Facebook Stalking.

The ghost will generally check and re-check the haunted page numerous times through out the day in order to be the first to comment or like on any post.

My word Jenny, thats the 5th time John has liked one of my posts and commented on it. He litterally is a Facebook Ghost.

by Memphisx February 28, 2011