fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.

U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.

by the shoegazer October 20, 2010

Beluga Fart

Usaully when waking up in the morning, you expel a massive amount of compact gas. It usaully is quite loud, wet, massive, and stinky. Usaully lasts for more than 4 seconds.

"Geez what's that smell?"

"Oh shit sorry, I just had a big beluga!"

by Rods March 30, 2005

Fart-pounder

See 'Faggot'
To be a 'Poo-Pusher' or a butt fucking homo

"Johnny's such a fart-pounder, I hate that faggot"

by Derek Crowther March 7, 2007

clown fart

A completely random sentence, or verse, with no validity.

"The Hakshoome toy recycling, and plastic fork manufacturing plant in Alberta." is a clown fart.

by Grim Realisation October 4, 2009

Face Fart

A belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an anal fart. Usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.

Matt belched at the bar when Joe replied "Gross! Face Fart! Go see a doctor, that isn't natural."

by das ungeheuer January 14, 2009

brain-fart

An unwarranted interjection in an otherwise controlled environment.

Teacher: So you see, we now have only three weeks before the biology exams.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.

by John Boon April 23, 2005

fart sack

The cover sheet on your mattress.

When doing the laudry today, don't forget to wash the fart sack.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010