limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.

James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"

by Jbraat November 3, 2011

Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

30 with a dick

A " 30 with a dick" is a gun with a extended magazine called the "Dick"

I got a 30 with a dick on me right now

by FoeFive45 May 10, 2017

xavier dick

Bigger than the titanic its self can give multiple orgasims

Xavier fick is bigger than a jordan and trever man xavier dick wore me out last night

by katie Spruill December 31, 2013

dick-penis

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008

booty dick

this is when you can see the pad sticking out of her REALLY tight pants

damn that guurl got a big booty dick

by aliciathebigfatllamalover November 20, 2007

Dick Amnesia

When a girl ignores all her other friends because she either has a new boyfriend or because her boyfriend is around. Female version of vag amnesia

Jessie's boyfriend came home from school and now she has total dick amnesia.

by MDSA December 20, 2005