cookie Mayo

Cookie Mayo references lesbians, munch munch that cookie till you get the Mayo, you may think that's for everyone but no it's a gay term. Exclusively. #lesbian

Person 1 "I might ask Lindsey for her number, what are your thoughts?"

Person 2 "no. She's literally a cookie Mayo."

by Iinventedcookiemayo3000 December 18, 2025

cooked

In trouble; in a hopeless situation.

the junior devs are cooked

by xczarx December 22, 2025

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

by bws July 10, 2001

greasy cookie

a boy who is ugly and has an oily face because he uses too much gel

by Cinnabun November 4, 2003

bat cookie

Similar to a a doom cookie whereas as doom cookie has become an emo phrase, bat cookie shows that it is referring to a goth.

OMG she is SUCH a bat cookie

=|

by mistress rayvennight March 30, 2008

flat cookies

adj. meaning having none or little boobs/tits/honkers

Dammmmn, why do we have so many girls with flat cookies!?

by Mini Gu October 18, 2008

crotch cookie

one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."

While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."

*names have been changed.

by Alanna Perry February 10, 2009