The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
by Not here? March 10, 2020
by cyborg123 August 10, 2024
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Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.
Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
by Wys.bubblygirl January 26, 2025
Chris is a guy who is usually really hot and has nice eyes and a great smile. Chris are always the best kissers.
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes
Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris
Girl 1: so did he kiss you?
Girl 2: yes
Girl 1: how was it??
Girl2: it was amazing! he is such a chris
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by Ccfffffffrr June 06, 2022