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Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0
definition of Chris Lahn is a chop
by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018
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chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}
brooo your sooo like chris
by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018
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chris stanley

A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody
by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a guy who lives in california illegally
Be careful chris
by itbemeyo December 31, 2017
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chris bruecken

Got laid last night. It was Chris bruecken
by Merc42 December 2, 2018
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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
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