chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Cocaine bear

a badass bear that ate a whole fucking pound of cocaine 💀💀
The badass "cocaine bear"

Joe: bro is that the fucking cocaine bear?
Cb: roar
John: shit oh fucking sh-

by Isuckpussy🍼 September 24, 2023

Bear

Awesome just the best loves to fuck and has a huge penis

Bear is so great

by It’s anna May 13, 2018

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.

Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Death Bear

Death Bear is the main antagonist in the episode "Death Bear" of Regular Show (S3 E36) He is a large brown bear the wears a pickelhaube on his head and a red cape around his neck. He was located a zoo that's been abandoned after he killed his trainer before escaping then being captured by Animal control by the help of Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Margaret

Death Bear is just a myth.

OH NO IT'S DEATH BEAR

by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025

bear strong

When you're fat but you have a lot of muscle under that fat. You can be fat and strong. That's Bear Strong.

"I can be fat and weak or I can be fat and strong. Fat and strong is Bear Strong."

"That's a big guy over there. He probably could break me in half. He seems like he's wrestle a bear strong.""

by jak_hollow May 15, 2018