Chris Wrenn

The man of every woman's dreams. But his heart belongs to only one.

I've got you locked in for 7 Chris Wrenn.

by sharp_tongued_1 October 9, 2025

Chris’ Caulk

Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.

“Gyatt Zayum Chris’ Caulk is huge!”

by Raelis October 13, 2025

Chris Burris

A goon-like individual with gassy abilities

You I was so Chris Burris yesterday

by Gmoose October 21, 2025

Chris Thompson

A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025

Chris Briar

A synonym for the word "Persevere" ONLY to be used in an enlgish class.

" Guys we will Chris briar through this assignment!"

by BabyMothe1st November 4, 2025

Chris Campbell

When you take out someone on a racetrack

Omg he just Chris Campbelled him into t3

by Chriscampbell November 4, 2025

Chris Hoakins

A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.

Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.

(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.

by RDESlick November 5, 2025