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High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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Cate School

Cate School is a highly selective, coeducational university-preparatory school for boarding and day students in grades 9-12 located in Carpinteria, California, eleven miles from Santa Barbara. The students there like hammocks and PBL math. Cate is the school that Californian white moms would die to send their immature but kind 'big boys' to. Their biggest rival is Thacher School, which is where Cate School rejects go.
"That guy," uttered Sarah "was rejected by Cate School, so now he goes to Thacher"
Cate school combines the best of East Coast tradition and West Coast energy and innovation in the service of highly motivated, independent-minded kids.
by stella_rOcker December 25, 2022
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chigwell school

A school full of wankers. miss bastard savage is known for getting up in your business tryna find out if your parents feed you or not. mr cunt sorry…. i mean mr punt was so weird. all the girls in year 11 are twats and there mums stink xoxo
me: i go chigwell school
friend: what a shitty school
by mynameislu January 9, 2023
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Canford School

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.
by reallyrandomindividual April 12, 2023
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Elan School

A shitstain on humanity that the entire world is now aware of.
Christy: I worked at the Elan School in Maine, hire me!

Employer: Holy shit? Really!!? You absolute piece of shit.
by Jeff Wimbelton April 19, 2023
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kingdom school

private school in riyadh used as a detention center or prison for children of all ages
my mom hates me she made we transfer to kingdom schools

my parents sent my brother to kingdom school because he didn’t pray fajr
by kingdom schools October 19, 2019
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No school day

Mom:go to school
You:it’s no school day
Mom:ok
by No tea no shade October 23, 2019
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