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A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows
by Browntheman April 24, 2018
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1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
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Rotten Potato Sackter

When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.
When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!
by SDT October 9, 2020
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Baked Potato

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato
by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019
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Potato head

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head
by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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Snow Potato

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.
by Realmsy May 7, 2017
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