Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.
(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.
(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.
Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.
(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.
Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”
“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”
“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”
“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Potato is life potato is all
by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022

"i want two potato"
"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"
by twopot8o September 12, 2016

A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire
by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025
