Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022

Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.

“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”

by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023

Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Potato

Life

the

only

reason

to

exist
And

Is
Best
Thing
To
Grace
The
Earth

Potato is life potato is all

by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

Potato log

A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire

I could go for a potato log right now

by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025