Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.

- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked

by adu0123 July 24, 2024

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Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

by Backplant March 18, 2024

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Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 18, 2024

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Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

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Adj.

Modern slang equivalent to boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

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parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 March 01, 2024

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Every car tuned by Proect A is parked.

by la ley April 13, 2021

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