put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.

by sugar momma pj March 6, 2024

The Loud House

Probably the worst show ever made, even has a more *terrible* sequel show called The Casagrande.

To the point the guy who created it (Chris Savino) was exposed as a pedo.

The only good thing on Nick these days is nothing but tmnt

The Loud House

by Thanks, obama. June 23, 2025

Haunted house

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious

I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house

by Certified concoction September 10, 2020

Bounce House

The Bounce House is when two people have intercourse, as usual, but there is a third person jumping on the bed to simulate sex in a bounce house.

Dude 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite sex position.
Dude 2: Y'know I really like being the guy who does the Bounce House!
Dude 1: Just say your a voyeur dawg...

by Baby Showers Gone Right January 26, 2024

Apartment-house

Single family 3, 4, & 5 bedroom homes for rent in a community set up like apartments. There is a leasing office for the tenants plus on site immenities such as playground equipment, swimming pool, exercise room, and pet park, etc.

I recently moved into what I call an apartment-house and I never have to cut grass again!

by Squeakyvoiceovers September 17, 2022

House of blue clits

Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.

Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018