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old fart

old man: get off my law :kid shut up u old fart
by QUANDALE DINGLE October 27, 2022
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Old fossil

A really old person who is really annoying.
Don’t worry about that old fossil, she’s not getting any at home.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping November 9, 2012
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Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013
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Old man nipples

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.
by Twin07 July 17, 2021
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Old Vito

A kid who kissed pictures to get unbanned from the mafia games discord
Stfu old Vito go kiss paper again
by Mafia game videos January 20, 2023
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8 yr old

tony lopez's gurlfrand
guy:who that 8 yr old

tony:dats my gurl
by ur dad died November 5, 2020
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