Milk

The stuff your father should have returned with.

Tyler: hey Jimmy, can I borrow some milk?
Jimmy: I don’t have any, my dad should have come back with it two years ago.
Tyler. Dang

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

milk

milky milky

you got some milk no

by milkymany November 25, 2022

Meme milking

When someone posts a popular meme, people will repost it a lot for views and likes.

Wow! This meme looks so cool! I'm gonna repost it so I can get views and likes like it did!
"meme milking"

by kahoot.com January 16, 2024

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

Milk

abbreviation for "Man I Love Kosuzu"
Kosuzu Motoori is the main protagonist of the Manga series "Forbidden Scrollery" from the Touhou Project.

S: Have you read Chapter 6 of Forbidden Scrollery yet?
K: Hell yea! Milk! She is cute and amazing as always ^^

by Scarristo February 11, 2024

milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020