wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 24, 2025

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Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022

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Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

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Call out session

When the ops . Calling you out- pressing you or the got damn levee just broke on a ton of shit been holding in for too long.

Yo, I’m sick of this shit Mike , LETS FUCK UP THE WORLD.
HEY JANEY , MIKES A DOUCHE LETS FUCK HIM UP.
JANIE LETS FUCK8NG STILL MIKE SHIT SO HE CANT DJ SATURDAY.
Yo Dave I’m sick of 5he sumbliminals you calling me out? Call out session?

by ic3qu33n December 12, 2021

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