dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.

Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

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fire dragon

a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose

“my boyfriend fire dragon me

so hard last night”

by Anonymous” September 8, 2021

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When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

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Dueling Dragons

When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.

I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons

by Chris Jarvis33333 October 16, 2010

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