dick dumpster

a hole where many hwang chungs have gone before, used and slopppy, usually said to slutty people
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dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"
by kagus christ October 30, 2003
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Dick year

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).
"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."
by SotoMizer May 7, 2013
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Walty dick

Walty dick means someone is being a dickhead
by Luke macdonald October 17, 2017
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Dick Casual

On the Hierarchy of how comfortable one can be with male genitalia, Dick Casual appears towards the higher part of the scale.

A person who is Dick Casual is tends to be quite casual around dick.

In terms of men, being Dick Casual doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. It only means you are casual around dick.

In terms of ladies, being dick casual might be looked down upon within your gender group. Women may try to be a bit more Dick Formal.
Example 1:

Markarita: Yo. You gay? You a homo?

Mauricio: Na, just dick casual.

Example 2:

Popsee: Hey buddy I notice that you don't freak out anymore when penises pop up left and right on Chatroulette!

Seedsee: Yeah I know. I am so used to them now...I have become quite dick casual.

Example 3:

Jorge: Bro. Tonight's gonna be a total sausage fest. No girls at all! So many guys! AH!

Mercutio: Its all good man. I don't mind and I am perfectly secure with my straight sexuality too...

Jorge: wow...you're so dick casual.
by Jericho Machiavelli September 7, 2010
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Dick Burp

Any burp inbetween the time period of when someone gives a blowjob to when they brush their teeth.
Mark: I was laying next to my gf after she gave me a blowjob and realized she dicked burped on me

Justin: Gross. Dick Burp.
by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS October 21, 2010
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limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.
James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"
by Jbraat November 3, 2011
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