call-grabbing

The process of accepting as many logged problems as possible in a given accounting period in order to make your colleagues look like ass monglers

The Dudley crew are always call-grabbing.

by Eggbert Observer February 25, 2003

Better call saul

Better call saul is one of the best tv shows created and you should watch it but first watch breaking bad and el camino a breaking bad movie

Person 1: Hey have you watched Better call saul?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: *stabs person 2 238 times*

by Joe swanson (real) July 24, 2022

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024

The Scooby Doo Last Call

When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Got so drunk last night I had The Scooby Doo Last Call

by Kaseofherpes July 28, 2025

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

call the folks

Slang for calling the police.

I seen his ass robbing the store the other day, imma call the folks on his ass and get that cheese.

by NuketownNeal April 3, 2022