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Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.
Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.
by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
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Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
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Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.
That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.
by Schwaah February 6, 2020
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Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.
I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
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Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.
by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014
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