me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
by humor boner maker June 7, 2018

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."
by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

A statement of enthusiasm
by saint217 September 5, 2021

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).
by AnelBead June 2, 2024

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017

This is how its used in a sentence for mistakes ... OOPS I MADE A BONER. And this is how its used for erection... Me: watches porn: My girlfriend looks at sheets: lol u have a boner
by inkyy February 22, 2021
