Brain Crabs

when sebastian the crab makes you forget words

"Bro sometimes words look like they aren't real words" "Oh no bro you got brain crabs" "Oh shit bro"

by albeefo July 14, 2022

Brain freeze

A pain resulting from taking cold substances which affects the brain. It's not common in every individuals

I just had a brain freeze after taking this ice cream

by angellove21 June 13, 2022

Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Smooth brain

A derogatory term used to describe an individual perceived as lacking intelligence and exhibiting quickness to anger. The term is inspired by the koala, a mammal known for its aggressive behavior and cognitive limitations. Despite having a diet exclusively consisting of eucalyptus leaves, a koala might starve if presented with pre-picked eucalyptus, underscoring the reference to an extreme lack of problem-solving ability.

She kept arguing that the Earth is flat, and everyone started to realize she might just be a smooth brain.

His blind support for the Republican Party’s climate change denial made him seem like a smooth brain, ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.

by Truebeing May 30, 2024

Braining

Braining is a fun, safe way for gay men to connect with their lesbian counterpart through tribbing.

First get a breast pump and suction it around the anus. Turn on for an efficient prolapse on both men. Finally the men agressively rub prolapses resembling lesbian scissoring

"Hey bro let's get back to braining tonight, got me anus all clean" "Sure man, but we gotta clean my baby mommas breast pump this time."

by KingTwink June 22, 2021

big brains

Usually retarded people that thing their smart but their not. They usually have small brains and just say they have big brains to make themselves feel better.

I'm big brains and i have a 69 average.

by gamergurlbathwater420 November 18, 2019