Cocaine in the White House

There was cocaine in the white house, therefore, they are dealing drugs out of the White house! Drone strike the Capitol building now! Drone strike the white house!

Hym "There was cocaine in the white house and, as you know, we have to drone strike anyone who has drug. That person who had that cocaine in the white house COULD STILL ME THERE... Poisoning our citizens and using our presidents as a human shields. We must do what the Jews would do in this situation and DRONE STRIKE THE WHITE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY! NOW! QUICK THE DRUG DEALERS ARE ABOUT TO GET AWAY!"

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

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tight in the clitoral hood

When two females are either in a sexual relationship or have sex from time to time but are not in a relationship.

Leah: “Are those two in a relationship?”
Sam: “No, but I think they’re tight in the clitoral hood, if you get me”

by Roro.2 September 11, 2025

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screen time as the sole hobby

When being in front of screens, e.g. doomscrolling on your smartphone for hours on end, now becomes the only hobby your have. This is because screen time has made you lose the interest on the hobbies you once enjoyed, hence you now prone to missing important things in life.

Ever since I got a new iPhone, I experience the phenomenon of screen time as the sole hobby; I spend hours doomscrolling and completely ignore my old passions like painting and hiking. It’s like I’m missing out on life while stuck in a digital bubble.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

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Law of the Ad Hoc Validity

The principle that arguments, explanations, or solutions constructed for a specific purpose, without broader application, can be valid within that specific context even if they fail elsewhere. The law acknowledges that ad hoc reasoning—devised for the occasion, not generalizable—has its place. In emergency response, ad hoc solutions save lives; in scientific discovery, ad hoc hypotheses guide research; in everyday life, ad hoc explanations get us through the day. The problem arises when ad hoc validity is mistaken for general validity—when the explanation that works for this one case is treated as a universal law. The law of the ad hoc validity reminds us that context matters, and that validity is not binary but situational.

Example: "His excuse for being late—traffic, then a train, then a stray dog—was ad hoc, invented for the occasion. But it was valid ad hoc: it explained this specific lateness to this specific boss on this specific day. The law of the ad hoc validity said: it works for this case; don't try to generalize it. His boss accepted it, which was all that mattered."

by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026

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Law of the Ad Hoc Possibility

The principle that ad hoc constructions open up possibilities that didn't previously exist—they create new explanations, new solutions, new paths forward that weren't available before. Ad hoc reasoning is not just a fallback; it's a creative act, generating novelty in response to particular situations. The law of the ad hoc possibility celebrates this creativity while warning that not all possibilities are good ones. Ad hoc possibility is the source of innovation (the temporary fix that becomes permanent) and of deception (the lie that works once). It's a tool, neutral in itself, powerful in application.

Example: "Her ad hoc solution to the scheduling conflict—swapping shifts with a colleague, then covering for someone else, then working through lunch—created a possibility that didn't exist before: everyone got what they needed, for one day only. The law of the ad hoc possibility said: this is what ad hoc does—it creates possibilities. The schedule went back to chaos tomorrow, but today worked."

by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026