Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024

Sure,buddy-retard

An alternate version of Okay,buddy-retard because MY FRIEND BILLY WANTS TO GET TECHNICAL.

"Sure,buddy-retard."

"It's actually okay,buddy-retard."

"BILLY STFU THIS IS MY VERSION!"

by Vinniethelegend June 6, 2024

Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.

Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo

by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024

Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada

His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.

by Biggest_bird_retar April 4, 2024

wee wee retard

someone whos retarded and in bottom set english

me: bff ur a wee wee retard
bff: no the fuck im not kill urself
me: ok mong

by ellolmao April 8, 2024

Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".

Hey, did you know that sev is a fat retard?

by DuckyRoma December 15, 2024

Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025