Homeless person

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"

by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025

Fat Person

Like a regular person, but everything they do is 10 times funnier. Think about it, every single thing they do is funnier than when a normal sized person does it.

I saw a normal sized person eating and thought nothing of it, but then I saw a fat person eating which was HILARIOUS!!

by LuminousYT August 9, 2025

right to life liberty and security of person

my service weapon.

i walked down the street and everyone noticed i had the right to life liberty and security of person...

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear

Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder

by Quen.asf July 14, 2025

Gold person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

“Gold person”

by Goldthoughts_4u August 23, 2023