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Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021
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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
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spongebob denis pants

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants
by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019
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Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on
by The Purple Helmet May 5, 2022
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Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
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Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004
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