A guy how is stuck in silver for life. He practise aim and movement all day,
But the closest glimps he seen of gold is his teeth in the mirror.
But the closest glimps he seen of gold is his teeth in the mirror.
Your such a Pontus
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*noun*
1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.
Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.
In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.
In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.
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The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".
The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".
This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
*noun*
1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.
Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.
In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.
In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.
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The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".
The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".
This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
Aye yo, y'all got any rubbers? I'm bout ta go smash dat fine piece of grade-a American pond pussy over derr
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