Only me October

Only me October is where it is only you October you do not need anyone else only you

Emily:Have you heard it is only me October

Julienne: really im so glad I’m single

by Kimberly.Mmmmmm October 13, 2019

october road

the gayest show you will ever watch

Ronda: Did you catch the last episode of October Road?
Me: oh HAAAAYAL NO

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

October 17

National Chinese day! You can EAT anyone’s dog and get a free pass!

boy 1: bro, you ate my dog..
boy 2: it’s October 17th tho
boy 1: and?

boy 2: it’s Nation Chinese day! i get a free pass
boy 1: oh shit.. ight

by cara delevingne bitch October 16, 2019

October 24th

October 24th is the day a boy can hump or feel a girls ass it give a girl a hug

Boy*heyyy lemme hump you it’s October 24th

by Mac daddy348 October 21, 2019

October 7

The best/nicest guys are born on october 7. They hava big pp and listnen to the best songs

When’s your birthday?
Oh ya know, October 7

by Kesibrt May 23, 2021

October 20, 2030

I bet it’ll be a good day because it’s gonna be 10/20/30

John: Hey Dutch did you know today is October 20, 2030?
Dutch: Well we live in earlier times, John, I’m pretty sure it’s October 20, 1930
John: Don't we both die by then?
Dutch: oh.. uhhh

by TyeTheGuy75 May 1, 2020

October 27th

National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs

Oh and also just beat up gingers

Tom: hey useless fuck!

Disabled person: SHIDD its october 27th*Gets shoved down stairs and dies*

Ronald: at least I’m safe

Tom: see you in hell redhead piece of shit! *stabs ronald*

by Joe kegan October 23, 2019