Simp

You (someone who likes a person way to much)

Bro look he's a simp

by Stupid!! August 2, 2021

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
-Candace Flynn

by Candace Flynn lover February 23, 2020

Simp

An primate powered by the human civilization and trained to go to war with the will to eradicate the enemy.

« Yes, I’m a simp :

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by Dororel July 22, 2021

Simp

Simps live up to 20-24 years 🤧. If your simp of a bf/gf is acting up give them a hug because they won’t have long left 🥲

My boyfriend is such a simp, he won’t leave me alone.

by Out Of Mind Out Of Sight June 9, 2022

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

he’s a simp

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

Simp

Someone who will bend over backwards for a love interest knowing that they have zero chance with them, but continue to bend over backwards with false hope that bending over backwards will attain success.

Mark Harris is the world's biggest simp. He is simping hard over Leanna.

by JayV316 May 23, 2022

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020