Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"

Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat

by GermanGoon January 9, 2025

panorama in ya pants

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look

Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 7, 2022

Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.

That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.

by stretchdos April 9, 2022

Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.

Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup

by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

Pussy Pants

Yoga Pants, spandex pants, stretchy pants, or any kind of pants that shows the vagina to anyone look who is looking

He says “Bitch, go change your pussy pants right now! Your not wearing your pussy pants in public!”

by BettyStotler October 14, 2023