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Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin
Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.
by Tim Pool April 9, 2021
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Pria's Law

"Anyone that comes out (as gay, trans, non-binary, etc) will eventually meet other people with the same labels as them"

essentially the law implies that coming out of the closet about your sexuality, gender, race, political views, etc will lead you to meet other people with the same labels as you.
"since coming out as trans, i've met 3 new trans people today. this must be the work of Pria's Law"
by Pria The Jumpluff April 11, 2021
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Matrix's law

The Matrix's law works in the same way than godwin's law. Whenever an online discussion about artificial intelligence progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be compared to Terminator or any movie with an evil AI.
"Have you seen the last progress of Google's deepmind ?"

"Yeah, we're one step closer from an AI revolution"

"Ah yes, the Matrix's law"
by Ixefen April 12, 2021
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Kendricks Law

Kendricks Law states that those who are deeply connected with the arts of adult content and Rule34 have the unique ability to predict what content the Rule34 artists are going to produce before said content is produced. In other words they are so in touch with adult content they can see or glimpse into the future of the world of Rule34.

This law was named after the great man Kendrick unveiled to us his methods and showed us how he reached enlightenment.
You see Mike over there, he is affected by Kendricks Law. He knows what is coming next in the world of Rule34
by Trampolone April 14, 2021
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Truman's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.

Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.
by DrKarlynB April 18, 2021
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Philip's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip

"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"

Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:

1: Stfu you fag what do you know

2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*

1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021
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Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.
Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!
by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021
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