facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.

"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."

by replies November 30, 2022

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .

you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook

by Facebook life June 19, 2016

Facebook Frenzy

The short period of time, after a night out, or a notable event (such as a birthday or other social gathering) where non-stop notifications are recieved as photos are tagged and people comment on them.

"Man, there was so much facebook frenzy last night"
"I know, I even changed my profile picture"

by chandlers9 September 1, 2011

facebook

an app that boomers and my mom use.

mom: 'let me get a picture of you to post on facebook!'
me: 'who uses Facebook anymore?'

by Hearts_4Jarell November 24, 2022

Facebook Fracas

Facebook Fracas - an argument, or squabble amongst friends and family on Facebook, the social networking site. Usually caused by bitchy women folk.

A Facebook Fracas usually starts with a comment that can be taken either way and then esculates into all out war on statuses. With people backing up family and freinds with threats of violence towards the friends and family of the person who made the comment.

by BENNYBOY1 March 26, 2011