Duck

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

Duck

The best animal ever!!!
It is the best cause of its beak, wings and feathers
#DuckIsLife

Duck, Bill, feathers, beak, wings, eggs, ducklings, coolness

by bigloldog August 19, 2016

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

Duck Butter

‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.

“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”

by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021

Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolai’s pet and prized possession

Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

onald Duck

An insane duck that's racist against the Finnish

Jeff: onald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he does not

by Samanea Saman March 28, 2023

Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.

What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020