by Claymore124 April 11, 2014
Get the King Douche bagmug. A French phrase meaning "to take a shower," which really means, to cleanse one's vaginal canal with a long water spraying apparatus.
by Malodeen Noes March 9, 2010
Get the prendre une douchemug. A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)
MC, a bipolar douche lord.
by YOU SHOULD STOP BEING BIPOLAR August 19, 2010
Get the Bipolar Douche Lord.mug. 
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Gene Kelevra August 4, 2007
Get the Douche Bagmug. by a person... July 24, 2003
Get the Douche bagmug. The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.
Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!
A little later..
Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!
A little later..
Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!
by caponet1 May 9, 2007
Get the douche bagmug.