David

Pu$$y slayer

u are a focking pimp aka David

by Pussy698817277: December 12, 2016

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David

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.

David is an idiot.

by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

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David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype

"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"

by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018

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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022

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David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022

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