Beaning

To try to engage in sexual activity, to spit game, to have sex.

He went to her house last night? Beaning!

by Katenicks March 11, 2017

Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out

I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome

by MrCumMan May 01, 2023

beaning

derived from british language of hello old bean.
beaning it the act of two people bonding and becoming close chums

sarah was beaning with andrew the other day i’m so glad they got along so well

by theWet Goat April 23, 2021

beaning

"beaning" refers to a pulsating clit which one experiences when having an emotional breakdown or a momentary lapse of harshness.

Yo Jim you're beaning right now.

by the big blood March 07, 2017

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

beaning

Complete and udder domination, beaning is win one side or person has destroyed his or hers opposition, there have been many beaners over the years, Napoleon was a top beaner, as was George washington, Ice T was indeed a top beaner, the most recent beaner being "string bean" also known as "the alpha bean"

"fam your getting beaned on"
"were totatally beaning the bad memers"
"fam were so about to bean them"

by STRING BEEAAN January 15, 2016

Beaning

The act of doing something retarded or doing anything that Pete Rodriguez would do.

Hey bro that chick was beaning last night.

by Birthday dinner August 20, 2019