Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.

You are my biscuit bean.

by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.

She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out

by brownt69 March 4, 2014

Crasy bean

A crasy bean is a bean that is crasy. Do not eat it because it will make your stomach feel crasy because it has crasy layers

Hey don't eat that! It is a crasy bean. That is a sin.

by Lmao!!! May 8, 2014

Bean Boppin' Bitch

A bean boppin' bitch is a Latino woman who is employed as a personal chef in someone's home (typically preparing meals involving beans); however, on the side, she enjoys engaging in sexual activities with her employers or other people in the house.

"Dude, my bean boppin' bitch gave me a blow job under the table right after she served my family the meal... it was great head along with great food."

by bandzamakeherdance69 May 31, 2014

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014