sonia jesus

Someone that has a secret crush on a milf that he knows. Doesn’t have the guts too say it to here, but if Jesus had the chance he would have smashed that ass of Sonia when that leotard at the club was looking delicious that night.

Sonia jesus Marcos best friend really wants to express his fleeing with you

by Soniajesuslove July 9, 2022

Jesus

The type of guy to steel your girl if he likes her. This mf really goes from being open and all out in shit to being quiet, always wearing a hoodie and looks fucking depressed. But dont worry about him stealing her. He's a nice guy.

Oh shit hide yo biches Jesus is coming

by Big daddy11478 November 22, 2021

Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Jesus Dive

the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second

woh, nice Jesus dive

by djob9601 August 16, 2015

Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum

When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.

"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression

by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023

Melatonin Jesus

Melatonin Jesus is a popular character from the absolute fucking AWESOME religion that is Melatonism.
If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get all the bitches like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the Yoinky Sploinky dance move.
The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.

Guy 1: yo dude have you heard of Melatonism?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: “gives 10 hours explanation on what Melatonism is and about all the achievements Melatonin Jesus has made”
Guy 2: holy shit I need to fucking kiss you on the moulth now

by MrGamingGuy August 21, 2022

Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018