Duck

Simply the most amazing animal that ever walked the face of this planet don’t ever feed them rice though or else there stomachs may explode

Your as funny as a duck

Your as cute as a bunch of ducklings

by Duck lover 123 November 4, 2017

Duck

Besttt creatureee everrrr. They are goofy goobers with a passion for grapes. You loveeeeee duckss. Quack Quack

Person 1: What is she doing? Is she on drugs?

Person 2: She saw a silly duck.

by Goober Duck November 25, 2023

Cursed duck

Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.

Cursed ducky

by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022

duck sucking

When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time

I had a nice duck sucking last night

by Lucky ducks August 3, 2017

Funky Duck

A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.

"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?

by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025

Whiskey-Ducked

Verb (past tense)

1) To be exceptionally braggadocios prior to suffering a humiliating defeat

2) To perform demonstrably better than a competitor, yet see that competitor advance in your place

1) Man, we thought we had that tournament in the bag but we got Whiskey-Ducked. Better luck next year, I guess

2) Dude, how did I get Whiskey-Ducked out a spot in the elite 8?! I won two more games than Kevin!

by comgrad24 September 21, 2023

duck mom

paget brewster as della duck

paget brewster is the best duck mom to huey, dewey, and louie in the whole entire world

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020