1%

That feeling when your device is at 1%.

(Mep): Ok I’ll check out the ga- CRAP MY PHONE IS AT 1%!
(Jus): U be deaaad

by Segwaypees May 27, 2020

Rule #1

Rule #1 is Shut the FUCK up!!

I walked in my house and said “Rule #1” and everybody knew to shut the fuck up!!
Rule #3 is there are no safe words in my house!! But that’s a different rule!!

by Byshop123 May 31, 2020

November 1 National Panda Day

The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!

Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day

by Bananaboo315 May 31, 2020

Rule 1

Do not talk about rules 2-33

"What is rule 23." "Stfu you stupid idiot, whats Rule 1?" "Ohhh sorry."

by CrLmao May 31, 2020

1

the IQ of Donald Trump

person 1- “hey! did you hear about Trump?”
person 2- “yeah i know, his IQ test came back as 1!!”

by krazyglue101 June 4, 2020

12:1

A ratio equal to 12:1, 24:2, 36:3, 48:4, 60:5, and 72:6
Not to be confused with 12:01, 121, or 12-1

There is twelve roses for every 1 dandelion. (A 12:1 ratio)

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020