Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

pookie bear

1. a term of endearment for someone usually used as a pet name

Lib: how was your day at work pookie bear
Joe: got racially abused again by a pensioner

by sambas pookie bear November 21, 2023

cheese bear

the biggest fags of all fags, you would never want a cheese bear in your life they’re usually fat too

hey is that cheese bear ?

cheese bear looks fat

by fuckingcoolassmf May 20, 2021

Gummy Bear Torture

Gummy Bear Torture (GBT) is a form of torture of the sweet Gummy Bears. It is not fully understood why this is practiced, but it may give off a form of relief to the torture.

The gummy bear is perceived to feel intense pain via
•piercing

•cutting

•carving
•ear-biting
•taunting

This practice may carry significant health risks to the Gummy Bear.

Hey man, wanna practice some Gummy Bear Torture later on?

by SpongyRavioli October 4, 2020

silly silly la la bear

someone who is so hot and amazinf and funky

Youre such a silly silly la la bear

by asillygoofymood May 5, 2022

Rilakkuma (Revenge of the bears)

In the Revenge of the Bears video game, Rilakkuma acts as the main antagonist of the game. Acting as a god to the human race, he reigns above all the french bear overlord.

Rilakkuma (Revenge of the bears) is too powerful for us to defeat! Run!

by Rilakumma fan boy May 14, 2021

teddy bear

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

the fucking teddy bear MOVED

by uDONTneedTOknowME66 March 8, 2018