fat guy feast

Going to multiple fast food places and getting different items from those places to combine for one feast.

Today, Becky and I went to Burger King for a Whopper, Wendy's for their large fries, and taco Bell to get a large Baja blast. We had a fat guy feast

by Big bad Zeus October 25, 2020

Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021

I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021

squishy guy titi

A person who’s a male and has gyno/man boobs and potentially has cheesy leakage from within the nipples.

ME: Damn ur tits are cheesy af foo
Man: Well I’ve been doing steroids lately and I have gyno

Me: well u should call urself squishy guy titi cuz ur tatas are magnificent.

by I’m Cool and Fart Alot March 22, 2021

Schrödinger's Nice Guy

Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want

Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.

by NiceGuysEatBalls April 5, 2021

Guys Who Are Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys who are fries.

by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021

Parental Guy Dance

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.

At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!

by Tripple G August 8, 2012