ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 10, 2007

Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

by Sparkss August 30, 2006

ass wrangler

a person who indulges in the fine taste of bum nectar

erik wrangles alot of bumholes for their sweet juices, he is the biggest "ass wrangler"

by big andy c May 8, 2007

Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004

tight-assed

be tight-arsed or tight-assed(British & Australian, very informal, American, very informal)

to be worried about small details that are not important.

Cambridge International Dictionary of Idioms © Cambridge University Press 1998

Don't ask Jack to get involved, he's so tight-assed and really irritating.

by dulcederonda January 30, 2008

ass monster

when your pants are eaten by your ass and you can see your crack

"man that guys got a major ass monster."

by frosty8 June 24, 2008

Gangly-Ass

1. Defective or particularly old object, usually obviously and very shoddily repaired.

2. Misshapen, cellulose-ridden, low-dangling posterior.

1. Check out his gangly-ass hubcap- he tacked a fuckin' pie tin on his wheel!

2. Patricia, the least desirable hooker, had developed a Gangly-Ass after years of compulsive onion-ring consumption.

by Greg Obama January 5, 2009