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Fortnite Porn

A 14 year old boy who’s favourite pastime is watching fortnite porn and wanking so much that he cuts his nob. everyone shouts his name from one side of the school to the other, his name is liam knight.
“YO THERES FORTNITE PORN”
*everyone shouts*
FORTNITE PORN!!”
by chorlie ennit January 10, 2024
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cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?
Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"
by Madchef77 June 8, 2024
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Porn

You don't need to know how to use porn in a sentence.
by GalacticTacoz August 2, 2018
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No Porn November

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate while watching Pornographic Content and should try it's best to not see porn at all but is still allowed to ejaculate normally for the whole month of November.
Dum Dude: Yo, you doin' No Nut November?
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.
by 0SM1 December 3, 2020
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PORN BARN

PEDOPHILIA PARADISE

A new BREAKFAST PLACE

Where you have PARENTS.

A STANFORD NUDIST COLONY MAYBE

CASTRATION CENTRAL
Hey I told the LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS we got a big birthday party celebration as go back on our FARM to that BARN as no worries we will protect you on our video as where little does anyone know the BARN is purposely one mile from the house and you may say it is the PORN BARN where CHILDISH things go on and on the MENU TODAY main course SWEDISH MEATBALLLS and right now it is 2:54 pm in SWEDEN as H0LE VAGINA TIP RIMJ0B is in order there too.

Why would they call a NEW BREAKFAST PLACE that serves WAFFLES, SKEPTICISM and other syrupy stuff the PORN BARN too as is this another STANFORD UNIVERSITY EXPERIMENT?

This WORLD has PSEUDOPEDOPHILIA as after all anywhere you are sporting the parents under their PORN BARN is some real naked scenes that go on unseen by the rest of the WORLD and who knows what kind of HOOPLA goes on between parents BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Hey volunteer as go to the PORN BARN but one STIPULATION no showering as STINKING AND SMELLY ANATOMY is important for our utility.

Big SECRET if you touch that PENIS they poked through that GLORYH0LE you are getting TWO VAGINAS AND TWO CLITS from the PORN BARN as " lights , camera, action , ROLE EM".
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
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porn

A video a male finds exciting, but a woman finds horrifying
Do you like porn?
by CantCount12574910 March 5, 2024
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Blade porn

When a girl uses a sharp object instead of a dildo.
I saw a nice blade porn video of Sydney the other night. She was using her own blood for lube.
by Madsgk October 17, 2017
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