telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Rosa Parksing

The act of having sex with a black girl in the back of a bus. Moving or stationary. The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

I was getting some sweet black pussy in the back of the bus last night. Rosa Parksing at its finest.

by Power Zaneger March 8, 2019

Parking Lurk

When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.

I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.

by C-Merx February 4, 2010

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010

Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009