wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007

wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”

by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

came wet

to come wet means to do something that ends up being fire asfk
generally used in graffiti- term generally used in the yay area

person 1: "ay look at this piece i jus did"
person 2: "dam bru that shi came wet"

by macp!x1 March 5, 2024

Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,

Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”

by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023

Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.

I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.

by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018

Wet Brush

When you put toothpaste on your partner's asshole and eat them out.

Girl: Oh my god! Last night my boyfriend gave me a wet brush! I can still feel the toothpaste!

by Arctician March 1, 2022

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025