main bird

Hockey slang for girlfriend

Bro: bro, check out those puck bunnies, A1 ay?
Bro: nah bro I already got a main bird

by Go wilds November 14, 2023

birds

Dumbasses

Those birds are so dumb.

by yeboiiiiiiiiiiiii September 21, 2020

to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

Bird woman

A Northfields tramp who flashed herself all over the council estate with a druggy son named John.

There she goes, the one armed womble, that’s johns mam! Bird woman!

by Ry92 January 13, 2024

Pranit Bird

A type of bird (Fictional) that communicates using sounds like "BRRR" and "PRRR", the Pranit bird vibrates at high frequencies to communicate with other Pranit Birds up to 23 miles away

Yo dude is that a Pranit Bird? Lets vibrate with it yo!

by Dalolrx December 14, 2023

Birding

The act of releasing fecal matter on unsuspecting victims from tall vantage points

"Hey man wanna go birding later?"
"Sure I think I'll be ready in an hour"

by Smooth Bones March 22, 2014

Birds of The Bagel

A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."

Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020