a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022

by Fistburg January 19, 2021

by yudi August 31, 2022

A challenge for when you put a shit ton of red pepper flakes on your pizza to torture yourself and/or impress your friends. Most common with fat asses.
by Insanely_Glider October 12, 2018

The kind of night where you get so fucked up you end up texting your ex-after drinking ice tea flavored white claws
by Pretty Tyrant August 23, 2021

by Me on Sunday nights March 8, 2017

The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall
Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024
